zooeydeschannoying:

what i thought eating ass would be like

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what eating ass is actually like

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sea-shells-sea-shore:

Me by the time I get my assignments done:

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Me when I get the results back:

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(Source: elsa-snowqueen)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

officialfrenchtoast:

Battery: 30%

let me turn off my phone so I can use it later on

*turns phone back on*

Battery: 8%

what the fuck

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

queensoucouyant:

piccolowasablackman:

I need to reblog this again because this cat’s face

you can see it counting down from ten in its head

(Source: certifieddating)

amandagoodbyeness:

that it’s not my dick

(Source: sandrabbullock)

*。.゚。*・✿ The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself ✿・*。゚。*

(Source: theweitangtriplets)